It’s Valentine’s Day, and the Tories and Labour press teams are celebrating the annual festival of love in the only way they know how: using the theme to attack each other. No love lost here…
Labour’s digital attack team took to drawing up a mock Spotify Valentine playlist for Sunak, twisting romantic song titles to rip into Rishi’s poor track record on achieving his pledges. Probably not a playlist Sunak will play tonight…
Labour is red, the Tories are blue, Rishi Sunak has failed, he’s done nothing for you. pic.twitter.com/1jI0bxGUzx
— The Labour Party (@UKLabour) February 14, 2024
The Tories took a raunchier choice for a doting gift to Sir Kier, making a twitter thread of “Starmer Sutra” all the different positions the Labour leader can take. He may have preferred some flowers, though it is a compliment to his flexibility…
The Starmer Sutra is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for the politically promiscuous.
Written by the father of u-turns, this is the definitive how-to guide on flip-flopping into different positions on anything.
*Only available in paperback and spineless editions* pic.twitter.com/Lb3e1fr07k
— Conservatives (@Conservatives) February 14, 2024
So far they’ve nine posts of times Starmer has flip flopped. Here’s one…
STARMER SUTRA, POSITION 9:
The non-dominatrix. pic.twitter.com/jd4BjuY9KI
— Conservatives (@Conservatives) February 14, 2024
Roses are red, violets are blue, the Tories are down, though now Labour is too…
