Certified male and fitness instructor Jason Grant had a brief stint surfing the wave of SNP progressivism as Scotland’s first and only “Period Dignity” Tsar last year before the post was quickly eliminated altogether. He stepped down after critics pointed out that he didn’t have much experience in that department…

Grant has now secured a payout from the Period Dignity Working Group after suing them on grounds of sex discrimination. The case was due to conclude in March – it’s now been confirmed Grant managed to have the dispute “resolved” and settled out of court. Shame, Guido was planning on providing updates once a month….