Mid-Bedfordshire Labour candidate Alistair Strathern has been putting out leaflets with Keir-style “My 5 Missions” to appeal to Labour-cautious rural voters. Apart from the typical yoof-bashing and NIMBY sentiment, Guido was amused to see where “Putting Our Children First” features on his list of priorities:

Putting children first is the fourth priority on Strathern’s list.