The agenda for Tory conference has finally been published – co-conspirators can view all 127 pages of it here. They’ve debuted a new slogan emblazoned on the cover: “Long-term decisions for a brighter future”. Memorable…

UPDATE: The photo of Rishi on the cover was taken – where else – in California. Labour are all over it already, telling Huffington Post the PM is “openly sharing his desire to be stateside”…