Westminster’s favourite heavyweight fighters have managed to get in one last bout before recess. The battle began as Bray was alerted to his rival’s presence – he charged over with all the enthusiasm of an eco-activist in a Whole Foods. Lee landed the first blow, asking Steve “isn’t it about time you went on hunger strike” before Steve responded in turn. Both fighters then resorted to their signature moves, with “thick” Lee asking “Dangerous Dave” when he last had a bath. Box office stuff.

Lee finished off with one knockout punch. After dangerous Dave deployed his tried and tested ‘second job’ attack, proclaiming “I wouldn’t take a second job”, Lee landed a quick return:

“You won’t take a first job!”

Guido makes that 9-0 to Lee.