A man arrested for drink driving in the Netherlands handed over a licence identifying himself as “Boris Johnson”. The driver crashed into a pole near Groningen on Sunday, refused to take a breathalyser and failed to identify himself. The only identity on hand was a Ukrainian document in the name of the former PM.
Thankfully the Dutch police were able to identify the document, which expired in the year 3000, as a counterfeit. It wasn’t hard considering Boris is not in the Netherlands. It wouldn’t be the first time Boris drove a hard bargain in Europe.
Credit: Dutch News