This morning’s agreement in Paris won’t solve the problem of the small boats in the Channel, Suella said, but we can be proud – really proud – of the co-operation between us and the French.
It’s like the famous rain dancers: they may not make it rain but what lovely dancers they become.
Sarah Pochin at Reform Scotland’s manifesto launch event: “I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn’t allowed… One day let’s do one of these events not live-streamed. We’ll do all the naughty stuff…”