Matt Hancock has been making the most of his return to the backbenches, with a viral TikTok from @ollie.notoliver showing him tooled up for a paintballing session. Unfortunately for the the former Health Secretary, his experience was tarnished by a well-targeted attack. Ollie admits “we shot him in the dick”…

A spokesperson for Hancock tells Guido:

“Paintballing is like politics. Incredibly fun, at times painful, but worth it in the end.”

Perhaps Matt is hoping backing Rishi will be “worth it in the end”…