Guido has been spending his summer (so you don’t have to) reading though the diversity statistics of government departments. Despite claiming that it “is committed to putting diversity and inclusion at its heart, and is working towards its aspiration to be the most inclusive government department“, the Foreign Commonwealth and Development Office has almost totally failed to meet its own diversity targets for the last ten years. This is despite paying up to £63,465 per annum to woke diversity bureaucrats who want to deploy their “diversity expertise onto the global stage”

This means there is a great opportunity for a one-legged, black, lesbian at the Foreign Office. They will be hired immediately and tick three boxes in a stroke…