The Conservative Environment Network (CEN) briefly hit the brakes on their race to Net Zero and shifted gears last Friday, when over a dozen staff visited Capital Karts Go Karting in east London. Racing on the UK’s longest indoor karting track, and in the fastest karts in the city, the eco-conscious Tories burned rubber all night long at break-neck speeds:

“Faster than any London indoor karting track, our race tuned RiMO Alpha 270cc karts offer an unrivaled [sic] driving experience you will not forget at speeds of up to 45mph.”

Of course, while electric karts are now available, frankly they’re nowhere near as fun as the petrol-powered, race-tuned RiMO beasts, and CEN were feeling the need for speed.

Needs only met by karts manufactured in Germany with the help of Russian gas…