Corbyn Records Victory Speech for Twitter Poll Win

Jeremy Corbyn’s position as Britain’s leading out-of-touch, hopeless cult leader* was secured today after he took victory in a Twitter poll world cup of ‘Greatest PMs we never had’ so seriously he recorded a victory speech, claiming the win – which only came after a considerable push from Corbynite Twitter accounts to hijack the fun poll – didn’t “give the response that a lot of our media pundits really expected – or possibly the one that they wanted”.¬†It’s truly staggering that after 5 years of leadership, Corbyn still takes social media support on a platform primarily used by young people – and had #KickBorisOut and #VoteTheToriesOut¬†trending on election day – seriously…

*Only just pipping his brother Piers, who was arrested for leading the anti-science, anti-medicine, anti-vaxxer protest at Trafalgar Square at the weekend
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