Caption Contest (Trotters Not Up Anymore Edition)

The winner of today’s caption contest gets a copy of the much-hyped ‘The Madness of Crowds: Gender, Race and Identity’ by bestselling author Douglas Murray. Entries in the comments…

Last week’s winner was Bill Quango MP with “A Prime Minister walks into a bar and the Speaker says, ‘Why the Long Parliament?’!” Email Guido for details on how to receive your book…

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Quote of the Day

Peter Mandelson tells Emma Barnett…

“I think that Jeremy Corbyn himself should search his conscience and ask himself whether he’s the best person to lead the Labour Party into the general election with the best chance of success for the party.”


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