Boris Wants a Dog in Downing Street

Larry the Cat may have survived yesterday’s reshuffle, he’ll be having paws for thought today. Guido hears that Boris declared to an all-staff meeting in Downing Street that the war between Larry and Palmerston was over and he’d mews over what could be done about getting a dog. Could be a ruff deal for the Chief Mouser. As Harry Truman is supposed to have said, “If you want a friend in politics, get a dog”…


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