Parliament Trying Desperately To Clear Out Waste

A co-conspirator has spotted a 3,000 gallon DavLav tanker sitting in the Palace of Westminster, ready to clear out the huge amount of human waste that is sitting inside. DanLav’s tanker hire service specialises in “clearing cess pits, septic tanks and holding tanks” so it is definitely in the right place. Elsewhere on the estate gas services and fire safety company Emico has been spotted, presumably to deal with the inordinate amount of hot air, and other putrid fumes. They’ll have their work cut out if we don’t want a second “Great Stink“…


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Expelled Tory MP, Richard Benyon, on the short three-day Programme Motion for the Withdrawal Agreement Bill:

“Whether you had three days, three weeks or three months debating this, you would not hear one original argument that we hadn’t otherwise heard in this process…”

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