Lord Adonis likes to promote his many public events through his andrewadonistour.org website to encourage the Remainiac faithful to see him in action first-hand for themselves, whether it’s his “Brexit listening tour” in Thornbury or a bumper “Fighting Brexit quadruple bill” in London.

However, his FBPE fans are currently getting a little more than they bargained for when they click through the events link on the former Cabinet Minister’s website – the third event down is in fact Adonis Unzipped, promising “3 Hunky Strippers and 1 Drag Queen” up in Biggleswade.

“Join us for our second Adonis Unzipped evening where 3 strippers will go THE FULL MONTY!”

Sunday 5th May is the date for your diary if you want to discover the full breadth of Adonis’ hidden talents…