Athletic MPs have had their hopes to win the Parliamentary Pancake Race flattened, as this year the famous race has been cancelled, due to fears regarding the safety of MPs. They have been taking a lot of crêpe from protesters recently…

Following harassment and abuse sizzling around Westminster in recent weeks, police presence around the Parliamentary estate has been heightened. The race was was due to take place on 5th March. Batter luck next year…

h/t Matt Dathan