Theresa May’s Red Scare

Co-conspirators have noticed that a disproportionate number of times something has gone wrong for Theresa May, she’s been wearing the same red jacket. From ‘nothing has changed,’ to 2017 election night, to Salzburg, the red jacket has brought disaster with it where ever it has appeared. She was even wearing yesterday when Marr mauled her. Aides would be wise to prevent the Prime Minister from wearing the cursed jacket for her big speech on Wednesday…

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Fresh from making his campaign pledge to kill off old people, Jeremy Hunt says on Islamophobia…

“We have to be whiter that white ourselves… we have to make sure we are dealing with this issue…”


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