SHOCK: Westminster Greggs Closes Due to ‘Extreme Heat’

Westminster Greggs’ regular patrons have been left stunned and appalled yesterday evening after they were faced by an officious blockade of water bottles and a sign informing them that the popular new eatery had closed for the rest of the day “due to the extreme heat”. They were baking in there.

Where will Guido pick up his piping hot sausage roll now??

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