Boris in Afghanistan

The BBC reported he was on a trade mission. The Sun speculated he was in Libya. Somewhere in Africa, offered the Sunday Times. Others suggested the Foreign Affairs Council in Luxembourg. Red Box got it the most wrong:

Boris has surfaced in Afghanistan, the game given away by the Afghan Ministry of Foreign Affairs…




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Trevor Kavanagh’s analysis of the Brexit process…

“Thanks to Mrs May and her useless Chancellor Phil Hammond, this will not come without pain. But we escape with imagination and true British grit or we will be boiled alive.

It means on this centenary Remembrance of our struggle against tyranny, we risk ceding non-military victory in Europe to the undemocratic forces of an unaccountable totalitarian regime.”

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