Labour Candidate Talks a Load of Tosh

Top Corbynista and ASLEF boss Tosh McDonald is Labour’s candidate in a Doncaster council by-election this week. Nice top-up on the expenses…

Big Tosh displayed the attention for detail for which he is renowned by managing not only to spell ‘Doncaster’ incorrectly on his leaflet, but also his own name. Elect this genius at once…

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