Guido is a bit flummoxed by the whole gammon thing. As far as Guido can ascertain the “Are you a gammon?” checklist is:

Angry ✅ Red-faced ✅ White ✅ Old ✅ Man ✅ Brexiter ✅

Which clearly means some lefties such as Denis Skinner and Jeremy Corbyn are obviously prime gammon. Is Guido doing this right?

UPDATE: Seen on Marr Show, 2 September, 2018: