Last week Guido revealed how at least 35 British public sector representatives jollied in sunny Cape Town on a massive taxpayer funded booze-up – while their sector was supposedly on strike over pensions. Looks like Prof Linda Bauld of Sterling University, chief adviser to Cancer Research on alcohol, obesity and tobacco had a great time at the World Conference on Tobacco and Health. She has warned Brits about how alcohol causes cancer. Anyway, there she is above centre at a Cape winery.

One prof even went on safari:

Today’s postcard from #SouthAfrica: a slightly heart stopping encounter with an elephant. Glad it decided to turn around & amble off! pic.twitter.com/4TPN1DDukI

— Marita Hefler (@m_hef) 13 March 2018

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