Valentine’s Day Prize Competition

Wednesday is Valentine’s Day chaps, so we have got together with our friends at Arena Flowers to to offer a timely beautiful bouquet sent to the Valentine of the wittiest caption writer for the above picture. Entries in the comments!

Avoid the doghouse if you don’t win and order a proper bunch of Valentine’s flowers for your other half (or someone you’d like to be your other half) from the UK’s most ethical florist. Guido Fawkes readers can nab a massive 15% off by using code Guido. Last orders for free Valentine’s delivery are before 1pm on 13th Feb!




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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