Theresa May congratulates 32-year-old Conor McGinn on becoming a grandfather #PMQs pic.twitter.com/XgLC1FEr2X

— Nick Hilton (@nickfthilton) November 2, 2016

Plenty of bewilderment among the general public at the beginning of PMQs – let Guido explain.

1. At the weekend, Labour MP and Corbyn-loathing former whip Conor McGinn delivered his own baby Neasa Constance.
2. Jeremy Corbyn congratulated Conor and Neasa Constance on their happy news.
3. Theresa May mistakenly thought Corbyn was talking about the birth of his own granddaughter.
4. She publicly shamed Patrick McLoughlin for giving her the dud intel.

And they say PMQs is becoming ever more pointless.