Boris Hires Telegraph’s David Blair as Speechwriter

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Boris has hired the Telegraph’s chief foreign correspondent David Blair as his new speechwriter, Guido can reveal. A staunch critic of Putin with a cut glass accent and balls of steel, Blair was kicked out of Zimbabwe by Mugabe and more recently proved the massacre of Maidan in Ukraine by counting bodies in morgues. He takes a tough line on Assad, arguing ISIS cannot be defeated while the tyrant remains in power, a slight departure from Boris’ infamous “bravo for Assad” article. George Galloway is not a fanA formidable hire for the FCO, and yet another Telegraph departure…




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Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”

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