Corbyn Arsonist Threatened to Blow Up Bank

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A man who set fire to Jeremy Corbyn’s office is facing jail after threatening to blow up his local bank. Islington resident Peter Martin, who three years ago had a run in with Jezza and ended up trashing his constituency office then setting it alight, was nicked after telling two Barclays cashiers he was going to kill them and their families over a dispute about £62 missing from his account. Guess this is one constituent Jez for which won’t be writing a character reference


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