Gove Goes Commando and Demands “Nubile Young Girl” Inspects Him

Guido has unearthed footage that will surely send shockwaves through the Tory leadership election. A 20 year-old kilt-wearing Gover stood up at the Oxford Union, removed his boxer shorts and demanded a  “nubile young girl” checks whether or not he is wearing a “diamond-studded leather posing pouch”. We’ve all done it.




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