Top Boris Ally Threatens to Chop Off Gove’s Willy

Michael Gove’s new nickname in parliament is ‘Kingslayer’ – a reference to the ruthless Game of Thrones character Jaime Lannister. GoT fan Gove told a press conference earlier he can’t say which character he most resembles because he doesn’t want to give any spoilers. Boris team member Ben Wallace has a suggestion:

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SPOILER ALERT: In GoT, Theon Greyjoy ends up having his penis severed by an enemy. Squeamish readers look away now:

Hopefully that will be the second and last story about Michael Gove’s manhood this week.




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