“He packed my bags last night, pre-flight,” David Furnish might have said of Elton John before the happy couple flew off on holiday to Venice this week. Oh the press still hounded them, all the papers had to say was: “the musician flashed a big smile… David looked equally as cheery”. The Mail continued: “Elton showed no signs of worry” as David looked “the picture of happiness” on his trip abroad. He’s not the man they think he is at home, oh no…

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