How Many MPs Does It Take To Change A Soap Dispenser?


Have you heard the one about how many Members of Parliament it takes to change a soap dispenser? Ungrateful MPs have taken to leaving sticky notes in the toilets of Portcullis House bemoaning the lack of soap. Did not go down well with the help…

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Speaking at the Salzburg Summit on the Brexit negotiations, Juncker revealed:

“No decision will be taken here. Whenever the Commission is too flexible things are going wrong.”


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