Yesterday Guido revealed that Keith Vaz spent Christmas in the Indian party state of Goa, where he was also the invited guest of honour at “Tito’s 2016 calendar launch”, a raunchy calendar featuring partially-clothed Russian glamour models in a variety of suggestive poses. This is the behind the scenes video that must have caught Keith’s eye:

Guido can’t blame him for being a little late getting back to Westminster…