The Mayor of London has been in Tel Aviv today, undertaking a very serious trade mission to champion tech innovation.
Listen closely for his long-suffering aide heard shouting “Okay Boris. We need to go!”.
UPDATE: More footage has emerged of the Mayor sampling a virtual reality simulator which puts children into the body of animals to teach empathy.
Boris branded it as “a way of trying to overcome childish solipsism”. A feat Guido suspects he is still yet to master…