Guido is sure the Patchwork Foundation are having us on with their MP of the Year awards announced in parliament this afternoon. The winner of Labour MP of the parliamentary term is… Ed Miliband!

Winner of the parliamentary term certificate? Diane Abbott?

Nick Clegg bagged the amusingly titled “Other Parties Winner of the Parliamentary Term”. Zac Goldsmith won the overall award, which is just about believable. Were they winding us up with the rest?