Telegraph Falls For EU Shills

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The Telegraph’s Ambrose Evans-Pritchard, usually sound on economics, has endorsed the apocalyptic claims of EU sockpuppets Agra, exposed last week by Guido as being in the pay of Brussels, having pocketed over €200,000 in 2014 alone. The organisation has released a hyperbolic report titled “Preparing For Brexit”, claiming that  90% of farmers wouldn’t survive the loss of subsidies occasioned by EU withdrawal. Evans-Pritchard seems to accept this absurd exercise in EU spin however, and  is at pains to state that the “Agra report is not a propaganda document. It is a detailed text, carefully researched, written for industry insiders. It is not to be dismissed lightly”Really?

Readers will be pleased to hear that they can purchase Agra’s report for only £500 here. Despite having already paid for it via Euro-taxes…

UPDATE: Ambrose responds, sounds like he feels deceived:




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