Readers will be pleased to hear that the runaway US Military spy blimp has turned up in Pennsylvania of all places. US State Police initally tried to shoot it down with shotguns – as you do. That failed however, but eventually its tail-piece fell off and the blimp came to a rest around a quarter of mile later.

Seeing as the world’s media have been covering it for the best part of a day, Guido suspects that it probably isn’t the best undercover operative.