Unfortunate Leak At Tory Conference

2015-10-12

One unfortunate Cabinet minister made a splash at conference, for all the wrong reasons. When entering the gents outside the exhibition hall said minister slipped, and fearing injury grabbed onto the leg of the chap standing at the urinal, who was unfortunately in mid-flow. Unfortunately, Percy was no longer pointing at the porcelain and splashed instead all over the floored minister’s head. The minister quickly got up off the tiles and dashed into a cubicle to clean himself up. In a very British way, nothing was said about the incident — and both men left the gents thoroughly embarrassed…




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