A Tory delegate woke up in London this morning with an epic conference story. He accidentally took a cross-country Uber ride back to London…
The delegate, who until recently worked as a researcher for a Conservative MP, told Guido the midnight ride was a costly accident:
“At the end of the day, drank too much with friends. Stupid. Got in an uber. And accidentally must have put in my home address. No money left now – thank god I worked over summer!”
Apparently he fell asleep and the driver didn’t wake him up to question the marathon journey home. No word on whether he took his suitcase with him. Lad.