Revealed: Top Tory Who Divulged Rival’s Youthful Indiscretions

Dave isn’t the only one who has had his alleged sexual history aired by a loose-tongued colleague. Accepting the Standard’s Most Influential Londoner award last week, Osborne regrettably decided to take a dig at previous winner Boris Johnson, mocking his ambitions to be PM “if the ball came loose from the back of the scrum”“Unlike Boris,” teased George, “I hope the ball won’t come loose from the scrum.” It then escalated very quickly…

“You never know when the ball will come loose,” replied Boris: “Or who will get the ball. We also mustn’t forget the importance of hookers, the meanings of which both our winners know well.” The shocked audience laughed and gasped. Readers will recognise the stinging reference to Osborne’s old dominatrix pal Natalie Rowe.

So, we have a Prime Minister who allegedly engaged in a sex act with a dead pig, and a Chancellor accused of doing gak with a dominatrix. Almost enough to reaffirm your faith in politics…




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