According to Lord Ashcroft and a single-source unnamed Tory MP, David Cameron placed “a private part of his anatomy” into a dead pig’s mouth during an initiation at Oxford. This is how the internet responded to the news:
Tonight I'm reminded of one of George W Bush's best quotes: When I was young and foolish, I was young and foolish
— Tim Montgomerie ن (@montie) September 20, 2015
Shit. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.
— Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker) September 20, 2015
"Shh now. Shh" pic.twitter.com/n3ShvwwCNC
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) September 20, 2015
"Dave did WHAT with this pig?" pic.twitter.com/6cF26GYQaT
— GavIN (@blueliberal1) September 20, 2015
I just found out about the pig thing.
Suddenly, voting for a vegetarian Marxist doesn't seem quite so bad an idea. #piggate
— Tim Stanley (@timothy_stanley) September 20, 2015
"When I look at a pig's head, what is going through my mind is… respect."
— Robert Hutton (@RobDotHutton) September 20, 2015
— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) September 20, 2015
Ashcroft on Cameron: illustrates old adage that revenge is dish best served cold – but dresses the plate with some pork crackling #oinkoink
— Andrew Neil (@afneil) September 21, 2015
I've never been more pleased to be a vegetarian.
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) September 20, 2015
"The Daily Mail is a vile rag, spreading lies and smears about Jeremy Corb- Ooh. A pig? Really? Disgusting! Says a lot about David Cameron".
— Philip Cowley (@philipjcowley) September 21, 2015
The packed out Lobby briefing this morning is going to be about hamage control…