AshleyMadison, the website that specialises in facilitating adulterous affairs has had its 37 million strong customer database hacked. The customer details stolen by a group calling themselves “The Impact Team” include names, address, credit card details, sexual fantasies and pictures. The Impact Team hackers are threatening to release all the data unless AshleyMadison is shut down, though Techno suspects they are simply lapping up the free publicity and plan to sell the credit card numbers.

The “I’m very, very sorry” flower industry is already getting in on the act.

Time to go Back to Basics?