The ‘below the line’ anonymongs who spend their days trying to post comments on Guido about David Cameron’s sexuality, Muslims, nonces, Muslim nonces and how the whole world is biased against, or in favour, of UKIP, now have a new outlet for their wild rantings.

Parliament has launched a petition site to which the government must respond after just 10,000 names.

Troll away here.

Guido is not sure they have really thought this one through…