Along with Boris (late), Hammond (cold), Fallon (sober-ish), Soubry (jolly), Hancock (bouncy) and former Aussie PM John Howard, the PM laid it on thick last night at Lynton Crosby’s victory party at the Science Museum.
Taking the stage to do his best Australian accent, Dave was sweary:
“‘Stick to your course and bloody do it…’ That is Lynton in a bloody nutshell.”
The PM also revealed he was struggling with three letter acronyms again, this time curt text messages from his campaign manager about “Paisley pyjamas or whatever”:
“I didn’t have my glasses on and could only see WEF, and I was wondering why he was talking about the World Economic Forum. Turns out it was WTF.”