In Guido’s Sun on Sunday column this week, the Labour MP who writhed, moaned and thrashed around while recreating the infamous swimming pool sex scene from Showgirls. Don’t miss out on:

• Man who gave Farage £1 million moves business to South Africa putting 150 UK jobs at risk

• Dear Davey: PM Gives Relationship Advice to New MPs

• David Miliband Squashes Return Rumours
• Hand of the King (Pin): Cameron’s Game of Thrones Gift to Gove
• How the PM is appeasing Tory troublemakers
• Make your mind up time: date of first Tory London mayor hustings revealed
• Revealed: why Lucy Powell wasn’t invited for a cheeky Nando’s by fellow Labour MPs
• George Osborne’s Ed Miliband memory lapse
• Alan Duncan’s “diplomatic knighthood”
• Meet “The Young Ones” – new group MPs under 35 set up by Chloe Smith

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