The Tories are cock-a-hoop at getting their hands on this footage of Alex Salmond from last week, which they have kindly sub-titled for English speakers:

“He [Labour spokesperson on TV] said famously: “The Scottish Labour leader will not be writing the Labour party budget.” But then I knew that already, because I’m writing the Labour party budget”

Labour won’t find this joke very funny…

Full video without sub-titles here: