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According to one attendee on LBC this morning “he looked terrified, absolutely terrified. And he wouldn’t actually come off the bus. He was just kind of lingering on the steps, waving sort of tentatively.”

Which reminded Guido of this:

Sorry Ed but you remind me of a groom on his wedding night who has drunk too much & can't deliver when it matters #BattleForNumber10

— Jacqueline Gold CBE (@Jacqueline_Gold) March 26, 2015

Ed Miliband, stud muffin.