A busy day on the stump for the PM, who seems to have spent the day stuffing his face. So far he has eaten:
Haggis (350 calories)
Fried egg (90 calories)
Fried bread (400 calories)
Fried mushrooms (160 calories)
Scotch egg (300 calories)
Steak, ale and Stilton pie (500 calories)
Half a pint of stout (135 calories)
Total calories: 1,935
2,000 calories already and it’s only just coming up to tea time.
Nevermind a chopper, they’re going to have to roll him back to London…
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