After a series of tense postponements and a farcical ever-extending embargo, the Greens have had to cancel today’s hotly-anticipated poster launch:

“Due to the bank holiday the billboard contractor has been unable to guarantee that the billboards will be in place at the time stated. We had expected placement today, and we’re very sorry that these circumstances beyond our control mean we will be postponing the launch.”

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Due to ongoing issues with our billboard contractor we have had to cancel tomorrow’s billboard launch. 

It is likely the launch will now be early next week. 

Thanks for you patience…”

This is what happens when you try to organise things by committee. Presumably they couldn’t make sure it was sustainably sourced in time…