Contrary to established internet fact, Ed Miliband never won a Blue Peter badge. Is nothing sacred?

Speaking to Absolute Radio in a rare interview, the Labour leader admitted he had never downed a pint or pulled a moonie and is more a butter chicken chap when it come to curry. Not a terrible outing, though the music choice section was fairly cringe-worthy.

They will be claiming he cannot do a Rubik’s Cube next…