Jenni Russell probably thought she was doing Ed a favour when she defended him from Sarah Vine’s criticism of the Miliband family kitchen:

Ed Miliband's kitchen is lovely. Daily Mail pix: the functional kitchenette by sitting room for tea and quick snacks.

— Jenni Russell (@jennirsl) March 12, 2015

Forget “Two Jags” Prezza, it’s now Ed “Two Kitchens” Miliband:

Apparently two kitchens is quite the thing at top end of the property market. 'Two Kitchens Kate' led the way http://t.co/AQdZXPuEBQ

— James Chapman (@jameschappers) March 12, 2015

Ed Miliband: "Britain needs a recovery that reaches your kitchen table." Which one?!

— steve hawkes (@steve_hawkes) March 12, 2015

Suddenly struck by the image of Ed Miliband secretly running two kitchen suppers at once, like the booze-up episode of Blackadder.

— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) March 12, 2015

EdM knows what it's like not to know where your next meal is coming from.

— John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) March 12, 2015

Ed: "where are my fucking car keys?"
Justine: "in the kitchen!"
Ed: "which fucking kitchen?"

— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) March 12, 2015

When you're explaining that your second kitchen is not really a kitchen, you're losing #EdsUneasyDiner

— Jonathan Freedland (@Freedland) March 12, 2015

I really think papers should spend more time writing about MPs with second jobs rather than second hobs!

— David Prescott (@DavidPrescott) March 12, 2015

When he sees a kitchen, he feels respect…