It’s not easy being green. Millionairess anti-capitalist and eco-warrior Vivienne Westwood is on the record saying that she is trying to make her business “more efficient and self-sustaining.” Odd then that she has an account with the luxury chauffeur company iChauffeur, who waft her around London between meetings, as well as running her to the airport. It also seems Ms Westwood is very specific about the carbon belching mode of transport she travels in, specifying that she is always picked in a 3.0-litre V6 Mercedes S class.

Gaia travels by Prius…